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Salt Made from Tears of Home Schooling ogres relaxing bath)This distinctive salt is made from tears shed while home schooling. With a delicious celery flavour, its quite perfect in a Bloody Mary. Salt made from Tears combines centuries old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine. Developed in collaboration withexpert tear harvesters Halen Mon.